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lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die
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lab safety
A frog…..is just a really green gentleman.
Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)
Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !!
I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.
a masterpost
as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this
Потому что в этом доме только одна звезда…
“Because in this house there’s only one star”
he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing first
